
I think your friend at ZH could monetize this.
He could print out with a set of THFC TRADING CARDS complete with the Rabbi's lifetime stats of successful chompings, botched chompings that resulted in either infection or death.
The trading card could also post the entire list of awards that the THFC might have earned during his career of chomping.
Imagine how many young Jewish boys will be inspired by these trading cards and aspire to be part of the next generation of Jewish men who literally gnaw the foreskins right off of a new born baby's pecker..!!